Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Stuff My Son Says - #10 (Griffin Edition)

Until now, I've limited this topic to cover only the hilarity of Cameron, my seven year-old.  But four year-old Griffin has really outdone his older brother in the category of humorous utterances.  Here are his top five:



5.  After a significant amount of time in the deep water at the local pool...
Griff: "Let's go back to the swallow end."

4.  While we were laying on deck chairs at the pool, Griffin started gently patting and rubbing my back...
Me: "Griff, what are you doing?"
Griff: "Giving you a patio."

3. While swimming at this same pool...
Griff: "What's that thing in the front of your shoulder by your neck?"
Me: "It's my collar bone."
Griff: "Well, what color IS it?"
(Gotta get that kid's hearing checked.)

2.  After seeing a trailer for one of this summer's superhero movies...
Griff: "Can we see Captain Antarctica?"
(That movie would suck.)

1.  Jenny was explaining how she had to take Liam to orientation day at Patrick Henry Middle School...
Griff:  "Remember the last Patrick Henry Day?  When everybody wore green stuff?"
(Although Patrick Henry was a good guy, he was no Saint.)


1 comment:

  1. I love it! Every one of them... I'm glad you keep track of these little gems.

    PS I laughed out loud at this line:
    2. After seeing a trailer for one of this summer's superhero movies...
    Griff: "Can we see Captain Antarctica?"
    (That movie would suck.)

    (mostly it was your commentary... yes, Captain Antarctica WOULD suck)

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